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Somebody smack Ted Turner for me?

So apparently Boston traffic got totally screwed this afternoon (as I struggled to get home early to get to the doctor's office). And it was Ted Turner's damned fault...or at least his company.

About nine suspicious packages were found around Boston, including on the spans of two of the cross-Charles Bridges (Longfellow & BU), and were believed to be bombs.

Nyet.

According to the Boston Globe online,

Turner Broadcasting acknowledged late this afternoon that the suspicious packages that ignited fears of bombs across Boston today were magnetic lights that were part of an outdoor marketing campaign for an adult cartoon.

Turner was promoting Adult Swim's animated television show "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" in Boston and nine other cities, according to a statement e-mailed by Shirley Powell, a company spokeswoman.

"Parent company Turner Broadcasting is in contact with local and federal law enforcement on the exact locations of the billboards," the state an e-mail statement said. "We regret that they were mistakenly thought to pose any danger."
Whose frickin' idea was this idiot marketing campaign, anyway? I want to find out what ad firm was behind it so I tell my students not to work there...since they are clearly idiots.

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Um...The Tedster hasn't been involved at all with Turner Broadcasting for several years now, since he (a) sold it to Time Warner and (b) retired from TW to devote full time to his family and philanthropy. If you want someone to smack, bop on over to the Turner website and look up the head of programming...or maybe the head of the advertising department.

Yeah, I know. But it's his fault anyway. (I'm not a Turner fan. Could you tell?)

Let's slap 'em all.

this made network news (ABC) tonight, which also presented it as stupid.

(Anonymous)
Ummmm

Judging from the amount of press it's receiving, I would say that the advertising campaign was a complete success.

A city that is paralyzed because of LED cartoon characters? Puhlease

With all due respect, I think it's your city who are the idiots, not Turner Broadcasting. The objects in question had blinking lights on them, just like all the bombs in the movies. Exactly how likely it is that actual bombs-in-reality would sport such features? Exactly not likely at all, replies everyone with an IQ above room temperature.

As [info]agrumer observed, "The city of Boston was shut down today not because of devices that looked like bombs, but because of devices that looked like Hollywood fake representations of bombs."

All of that is undoubtedly true...and they all had cartoon characters waving a jauntily raised middle finger at people, too.

But if someone who doesn't know a whole lot about electronics sees something like a circuit board-covered box located on a bridge that carries a lot of traffic, and if that board is then found to have 9 twins in *other* high-traffic locations, there is likely to be consternation. Freakiness, even.

And nothing in our modern age precludes bombs from having jaunty cartoon characters on them. I'm pretty sure that'll be a plot device in a Clancy book coming soon.

yeah, S. is chortling about using this in class...