...because, on an email list just now, an acquaintance from the UK, reading that someone liked haggis, wrote, "Have you tried faggots? Similar ingredients to haggis but nicer, in my opinion."
And my eyes boggled.
This, from the nation that brought us "spotted dick."
Looked it up on the Google, and the term is actually the top return for Wikipedia, which claims that it is a pork sausage-ish thingumy also known as "savoury ducks."
Let's call it that, shall we?