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6/15/06 09:43 am
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Today's mailbag quiz

Subject header for today's spam: "If penises could talk, they'd tell you to order penis enlargement patch!"

Your mission? Complete the sentence:

If penises could talk...
My answer? ...women wouldn't go anywhere near them.

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[info]ruthling
2006-06-15 01:54 pm (UTC)
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...certain movies would be a lot more interesting...

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[info]tiellan
2006-06-15 01:55 pm (UTC)
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(Found via Friendsfriends page.)

... men and women would finally have honest relationships.

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[info]debgeisler
2006-06-16 10:43 pm (UTC)
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(Found via Friendsfriends page.)

Welcome to my world. :-)

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[info]eackerman
2006-06-15 02:03 pm (UTC)
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I've been on a date or two where I felt like I was out with a talking penis.

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[info]filkerdave
2006-06-15 02:44 pm (UTC)
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ARGH! It's your fault! I have a vision of Rex Harrison singing "If I Could Talk to the Penises" in my head.

It's not fair to do this to me the day before I drive up to Worcester for Concertino!

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[info]debgeisler
2006-06-15 02:59 pm (UTC)
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Why gee, Dave, thanks for sharing that little ear worm with me. *snicker*

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[info]filkerdave
2006-06-15 04:22 pm (UTC)
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Think nothing of it.

The scary thing is now I'm remembering...errr...snatches of a film that I saw on late night cable many years ago, called Chatterbox.

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[info]filkerdave
2006-06-15 05:00 pm (UTC)
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You have to admit, there's a certain cachet in a film that someone calls "The greatest talking vagina movie ever made!"

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[info]nwl
2006-06-15 05:04 pm (UTC)
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Fill in the blank

I'm terrible at filling in the blank. Whenever I had a test where I had to fill in the blank, I usually drew one.

On my daily walk, someone in the block over has a car with writing on the back window. It says, "I Love A " and all I can think of is "parade".

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[info]debgeisler
2006-06-15 07:20 pm (UTC)
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Heh. We are clearly related in our drawing-blankness, then. Because "parade" was my instinctive reaction, too.

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[info]cakmpls
2006-06-15 05:32 pm (UTC)
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...we'd all have waaaaaay TMI about their owners.

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[info]edgreen86
2006-06-16 02:10 am (UTC)
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It would brag about where it was last night. Non-stop. To all the other penises at the office.

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[info]marykaykare
2006-06-16 04:15 am (UTC)
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You mean they don't?


MKK

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